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FeedWe apologize for the lack of posts in recent days: It's been a wacky three days, maybe the wackiest ever! (Except for the time the anteater got loose... but we digress.)
Right about now, the new issue of GO Magazine should be on racks. You can pick it up at your favorite restaurant or watering hole, or you can read our Hot List issue online, right now!
And as our apology for not being more blog-tastic these last few days, here's an advance peek at our Top 10 list, which appears in the new issue:
Top 10 Reasons Springfield Should Get the Olympics in 2016
10. The rest of the world already thinks America’s a bunch of hicks, anyway. Why not embrace it?
9. Abandoned Solo Cup plant perfect site for Olympic Village.
8. Michael Phelps will be 31, and it’s the perfect place to start a family!
7. If we run out of bronze medals, could always melt down statue of John Q.
6. By 2016, shi**y driving will probably be an Olympic sport.
5. Ralph Manley would make a perfect mascot.
4. Would coincide neatly with the completion of Heer’s Tower project.
3. We hear Bob Costas is a HUGE fan of Doe’s Eat Place.
2. GO Magazine staff more than willing to turn offices into changing rooms for beach volleyball players.
1. Three words: Brangelina torch-lighting.
Matt Lemmon, editor
Posted on Wednesday, August 27, 2008 | Permalink
